no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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