I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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