Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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