Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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