I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
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