Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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