brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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