She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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