your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
This is the high leading the old right now
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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