Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
COCAINE IS GR8
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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