...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
he fucked my hip out of place.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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