For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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