Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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