Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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