I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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