i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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