do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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