I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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