is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
they're like a gay fantastic four
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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