Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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