the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Less talking, more tequila
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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