Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My bed smells like the plague
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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