Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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