what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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