Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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