after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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