Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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