They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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