so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I need to calm my uterus...
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Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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