There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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