im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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