why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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