Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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