Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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