quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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