in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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