Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Randomize
