I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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