You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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