gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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