On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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