I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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