idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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