There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
God I need to hump something, right now.
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