I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I think a kid would responsible me up
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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