I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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