the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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