The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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