I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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