Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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