So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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