laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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