so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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