did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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