WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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