Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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